Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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