i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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