i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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