white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Operation Purity has been aborted
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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