Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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