It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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