i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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