I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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