Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You ruined the universe
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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