I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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