is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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