so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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