Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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