While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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