She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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