I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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