My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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