Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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