Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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