You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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