He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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