I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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