dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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