I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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