I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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