Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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