she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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