I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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