Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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