Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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