She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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