im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Houston, we have a squirter
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize