last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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