So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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