you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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