the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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what are you doing with your life
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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