The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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