So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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