She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hippo gnu deer
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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