how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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