Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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