It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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