it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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