Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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