Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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