The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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