ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
did i walk over a car last night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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