She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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