he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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