sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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