Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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