He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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