I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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