Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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