? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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